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Some of the Computer Virus Infections

  • BOBBIT VIRUS - Removes a vital part of a hard disk then re-attaches it. (But that part will never work properly again.)

  • OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS - 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands back to 200MB.

  • MCI VIRUS - Every three minutes it reminds that a person pays too much for the AT&T virus.

  • PAUL REVERE VIRUS - This revolutionary virus does not horse around. It warns that of an impending hard disk attack -- once if by LAN and twice if by floppy.

  • POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS - Never calls itself a "virus", but instead refers to itself as an "electronic micro-organism."

  • RIGHT TO LIFE VIRUS - Will not allow the user to delete a file, regardless of how old it is.

  • ROSS PEROT VIRUS - Activates every component in a system, before quitting.

  • MARIO CUOMO VIRUS - It would be a great virus, but it refuses to run.

  • TED TURNER VIRUS - Colorizes the monochrome monitor.

  • ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS - Terminates and stays.

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